The Manifesto

Down the aisle by day.

Drowned in disco by night.

Your wedding dress is the witness.

Stained by champers.

Trails dusted in dirt.

What did you expect on the best day of your life?

But no stain is too stubborn

No spot too dark.

No blemish should leave you in a muddle.

Because Dorothy is with you.

Your wedding after-party aunt.

Ready to rescue you wedding dress.

She’ll have them looking like new.

Wedding dresses wonderfully white.

Leave it for Dorothy to do.